Not quite Psalm 23


The Lord is Bill Gates, I shall not want
He maketh me to work in Windows
He leadeth me beside the Outlook Express
He restoreth my hard drive.
He leadeth me in the paths of programs for his names sake,
Yea, though I walk through the valley of Porn
I will fear no evil, for antivirus is with me.
Thy chat rooms and thy messenger,they comfort me.
Thou preparest a notepad before me in the presence of mine enemies.
Thou annointest my head with MP3,s, my cup runneth over.
Surely updates and downloads shall follow me all the days of my life.
And I will dwell in the house of Windows for ever.



Point of View


It depends on your point of view I guess, but how are we to know if in fact our galaxy is in space or in fact created inside a single drop of water. Are we a million light years from anywhere or just a few milimetres from the tap. Is our universe millions of kilometres in size? or are we all living on the surface of an atom. The conundrum then is how on earth would we know? All our experiences take place in our galaxy with no outside influence to compare, big bang? Or big splash? Seems to me that life imitates life. Isnt an atom the perfect replica of a solar system. Also in the same argument then, is how long is a second, or a minute, which measure shall we try here. A lifetime may only be a second long in the big scheme of things.Arent we looking into even smaller galaxies when we look through a microscope at life smaller than us? Arent they living in a drop of water? That leads to another thought……who is looking at us?


TV watching

I was sat sitting here watching the adds on telly last night, couldnt understand what all the little bits of film was, playing between my adds, couldnt understand it as it was so disjointed and I completely forgot the theme between my beautiful adds, Just tiny short bits of some film, couldnt follow or understand why they would keep putting crap like that between my adds? And I do so enjoy it when adds are repeated twice dont you?


Dumb Arse

Today I was unhappy to use a card service fuel depot, what a bloody disaster? I offered up my card four times before I finally got it the right way around, then the card machine wanted my bowser number, well ok thats ok, turning around and looking at the bowser alongside my car noticed it was called “2” so I entered 2 and walked back to my car picked up the nozzle and it did not fire into life, CRAP! then I spotted that the bowser concerning my diesel was “1”, bugger ! turned out I had fired up the wrong bowser. Back to the card machine, nowhere to cancel? There was a button for help with a speaker, tried hollering into that, didnt raise a soul. Totally at a loss I put my card back in to arrange the right bowser and it printed a receipt for the unleaded I didnt take. At this point I am feeling totally ripped off, My wife says I will run over the road and buy a jerrycan to take home the unleaded! Wot a good idea? Waited until she arrived back, but the number 2 bowser had timed out. Bloody hell, I finally went back to card machine and ordered my diesel, finished off the transaction and was driving off feeling down after losing twenty bucks. Turns out as My wife was reading my receipts the machine was smarter than me and didnt charge me for number 2, but of course add thirty for the jerrycan, NOT MY DAY!


Stating the bleeding obvious…………..

As you stumble thru life you cant help noticing the signs we leave around willy nilly to aggravate the very deep fat layers of your body, I want to know why we have signs that say “Danger Deep Excavations” on sodding big holes in the ground, why would you bother to stick that over an open pit when its plainly obvious to all there is a crater in your way. And danger will befall you if you twonk about around it, the sign is not in Braille, so its not there for the blind, so it should be screamingly obvious without the sign, blind people have more sense anyway! Why would you need to be told in foot high letters, then there is stupidity called “New Work no lines marked” on new road surfaces. Let me again excrutiate BLOODY WHY? I can see there are no lines………..I know its unsafe to overtake! so why bother with the insult of the signage,? Again its not in Braille so blind people again know better. The conclusion to all this nonsense must be to pick up the tab for lesser fortunates that are too bloody daft to see the hole or the no lines or any of the rest of lifes tedium strewn around the countryside! Then of course you have the daft side that fall into the deep excavation and vow they didnt see the sign? What about the hole? didnt you see the flaming big hole? Oh well, another sign!


Updates Broke My Laptop


My laptop is broken, after only a few minor taps with my coffee cup! The other day I turned on my laptop just to quickly check my email , a quick event so I still had time to go to town……….so I thought? I turned it on and sipped my coffee waiting to get started. I hadnt turned it on in a week so expected a bit of mail, what I got was……..A windows update that just had to reboot my machine before anything else happened. Then after a reboot, the antivirus decided it was time to update in its entirety, another reboot, followed by its normal virus update, during this, various programs that sneak into your life via computer turn on all suffering update withdrawals, there was Adobe, and my firewall and the anti malware program and a few that didnt have names and they all wanted to reboot!!! Fifteen reboots later and I was feeling a little miffed and was gently goading the computer to step on it with my coffee cup, an hour had passed! My email was finally opening, and fiftythree adds for viagra, penis enlargement and the odd porn flick and no mail for me, sorry mailbox full ! My normally placid demeanor began to overheat with my tapping with the cup turning to frustration and obsession. And a downtown appointment looming, no, passing! Finally I found myself with a broken coffee cup, a broken screen and a slightly malformed keyboard……….and……..NO MAIL! My wife wont let me near her laptop, woe is me what can I do!


Orbs, I keep finding them

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These are commonly called “Spirit Orbs” and believed to be spirits, these I photographed the other night while camping at the Breakaways, east of Hyden. This night I found so many, the following night turned up nothing. Intriguing, if nothing else.I have photographed these in multiple places around the state. These being my latest. Nobody knows quite what they are, google them for in depth reading on the subject . They are NOT stationary and the can move quite fast. Sometimes its possible to track a particular orb across consecutive photos.