Understanding Australian

You have two very similar statements, The first one is “WTF” and the other is “WTF” First one is “What the FUCK”. this one is used if someone drinks your beer or a strange sheila offers you indescribable gifts, or someone just stole your parking spot. The other one “Way Ta Fuck” simply means shit its a long way, or something went further than your imagination can understand. Both have very different meanings and should not be confused. Just understand the usage and use appropriately so no one uses one or the other on you!


Not quite Psalm 23


The Lord is Bill Gates, I shall not want
He maketh me to work in Windows
He leadeth me beside the Outlook Express
He restoreth my hard drive.
He leadeth me in the paths of programs for his names sake,
Yea, though I walk through the valley of Porn
I will fear no evil, for antivirus is with me.
Thy chat rooms and thy messenger,they comfort me.
Thou preparest a notepad before me in the presence of mine enemies.
Thou annointest my head with MP3,s, my cup runneth over.
Surely updates and downloads shall follow me all the days of my life.
And I will dwell in the house of Windows for ever.